1.. M.B.B.S
Most Beautiful But Stupid.
B.COM Basically Confidence of Mohabat
B.B.A Beauty Broad & Active
L.L.B Love 4 Leagal Boy
P.H.D Perfect Healthy Dream girl..
2.. MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"
3.. meaning of smart
s:"still"
m:"mad"
a:"always"
r:"responsible"
t:"teasing"
4.. ~¤Fantastic definitions¤~
School: A place where papa pays & son plays :-
DLife insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
Marriage: its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work :-)
Smile: A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)
Doctor:A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)
5.. FuLL FoRm oF bOyS..
.B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe..
6.. What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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.S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
7.. True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine.
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...;-)
8.. F R I D A Y
F= Farz allah ka ada karo
R= Rab ko razi karo
I= Ibadat dil se karo
D= Darud kasrat se parho
A= Allah se mango
Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAONME:
9.. MISSED CALL Means -
"M"Ost"
I"Nnovative"
S"Tylish"
S"Till"
E"Ffecti Ve"
D"Evice"
C"Onveying"
A"Pnapan"
L"Ove &"
L"Oneliness
10.. darling
D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)
11.. Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
bi-bijli
pa-pani
sha-shadak
12.. "SHEIKH" MEANS
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH
13.. friendF..R..I..E..N..D
*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding*
14.. Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes
.B - Beers
.B - Babes
.B - Bunks
And The Most Important
.B - Backlogs.
15.. Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".Never get upset.."BHAI" is an abbreviation of:
B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals So keep making SISTERS!
16.. good morning
G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
17.. Live With The 3 E?s
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The 3 F?s
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.| Faith || Family || Friends |Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.
18.. Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . .. . .
19.. What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot
.O, oljhan.
H, harna
.A, aansu.
B, bewafai
.B, barbadi
.A, andhera.
T, tanhai. SO friendship is always better than love?
20.. India me ek Ajeeb-o-GareebSMS hai,Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai uska?
S=SardarM=ManMohanS=Singh;
21.. Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.
A.acha he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala he tu.
D.durd wala he tu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha he tu.k.
kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu
.O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he tu.
22.. Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
23.. It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy!;->
24.. dont love only line maro
L =====O =====V =====E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
and loss of valuable energy
So don?t LOVE.Only line maro?
25.. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-With Idiot For Ever
26.. S . M . S Doesn't Mean"Short Messaging Servie".It Only Means"Sweet . Memories . Shared"Wid A Special, Loving, Caring& Sweet Person Lyk You :->
