1.. "Jaane tu ya jaane na"CLASS VERSI0NKabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushior na maza...Kabhi kabhi toulage har class mushkil or har sum ek khata...Aise me koi kese apne teacher ko parhane se roke...0r kese koi soch ley Everyday's gonna B sunday!!! :-
2.. Old SOng And Remix SOng MeKYa FArq HAi?"Old Song"DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi"REmix SOng"DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin
3.. A Parody Of Zong SongEnjoy Krte RahoTv Dekhte RahoParhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena NaeMe To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh KePharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam MeTo Cheatng Karte RahoPass Hote RahoResult Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena NaeTuru Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run
4.. You Know That Old Saying"Strike While The Iron Is Hot??"Well That's A Pretty Dumb SayingCoz"I'll BetchaA Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too"
5.. Quotable QuotesTo be is to do. (by Socrates)To do is to be.(by Plato)To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) ;)
6.. I May Walk Slowly..But...I Never Walk Backwards...-Abraham LinconI Don't Need To Walk..Bcoz...I Have Bike..RAHMAT..
7.. Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per UsNe Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ.............Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;-
8.. If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . ."GOLMAALRETURN"
9.. Lub Pe Ati H¥ Dua ßan k Tamana MriZindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya MriNa koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj koMuft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat NaPila De Muj koMra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj koΘr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj koNaam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le ¥a RÅßWaqt k §ary Kamino ko UthaLe ¥a RÅß
10..
Atif Aslam live in an ExamKuch is tarah...Teri copy, meri copy se
miladay,Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,Tu her ghari her
waqt sir ksath raha hai,Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,Jo
solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!Kuch estrha tera paper
mere paper c milade
11..
JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!!1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka2-Fail Hoty Ko
Practicals KaSahara3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal4-3rd Division Paas
Ghar KaNa Ghat Ka5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye7- Qadar Kho Deta
Hy Raoz College Aana Jana8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;->
12..
Zara si Mobile men de jagahtuZara sa Inbox le saja..Zara sa Sent items
me ja tu...Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan
bepanah.
13..
Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yadkr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?or is se hota
hi kya hy,Thora boht yad reh jata hyjaise wo bhi pura likh kr
ajaengy,Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?Maza
to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,ji han ab pury k pury notesk sath net
weight srf 12 grm,Itny me to ek pharra bh namilyor cheating hour papr ka
hr hour,T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k
sath. . .
14..
Yaar aik baat to batain yeh24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka
maza hi na leaur loudsheding bulkul nahi.Maza to ab ayega wapda kesaath,
g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath
aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?
15..
1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:?All the answers written below are
imagnary and work of my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is
UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL??
16..
Congratulation!Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun
lia hayJis Mein Aap kaa Bohut mainrole HaFilm ka Naam ha,?Begarat
Zameen Par?
17..
Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,In kanjoso garibon ka
inboxbharna,Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi
sms ajae???.;->
