1.. Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..Tmhain zZalil h0ne ki aadat ho gayi Hai :
2.. Do you know Why Smart People Always SayThey r Busy ????????Still think?????????(',')I Will Tell U LaterRight Now I'm busy...;-)tXt bOsS~>
3.. Mango,Orange,Apple&Banana,
Which iS sweet?D0n't knw?iDi0T !Ye Ssab Sweet nhi Fruit he.Sweet to Me H0u0n\(',') ) (\ <~ mAff x c00L_/ |_
4.. A t t i t u d eP e r s o n i f e d" I May NevaProve To BeGood EnoughForE v e r y o n eButI am Best ForT h e mWho DeserveME ... " ^.^
5.. They Had a bicycle repair shop n a 'Dream' to make something that flys. People laughed at them..The WRIGHT BroS. (makers of the 1st airplane).He went to the Best University in the world, butto Attend One class that heOnly understood.Dropped out of that University & never graduated.STEVE JOBS (owner of APPLEComputer).Teachers told him he was"too stupid to learn anything"THOMAS EDISON (inventor of light bulb)He never went to any uni ndidnt study at all" S H O E B "Now just wait & watch & keep your eyez on me for sum Years!
6.. Best SMS which reflects exact image of me."Naik ne naik aur bud ne bud jana mjhe,Jis ka jitna zarf tha ussne itna pehchana mjhe..."
7.. ' 3 ' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:1DarD2GhAM3RoothNA
' 3 ' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:1"shoeb"2Us K Msgs3US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)
'3' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:1Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA2ApnA nAAm LikhnA3DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA...
8.. I enjoy when people show ATTITUDE to me because it shows that they need an ATTITUDE To impress me! ;-)
9.. Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahiDostChoti si Memory wala tera mobile haiKuch to Khayal kar.
10.. Watch 'BBC, Express and Geo NEWS' now. 96 college girlz r Admitted in Jinnah Hospital 4 suicide attempt?ReasonMy mobile was switchd off,Last nite
11..
Everybody wantssome1 special.Some1 Innocent.Some1 Nice.Some1 C0oL.Some1
SwEet.Some1 Cute.Some1 Intelligent.But yar!Why alwaysME ,ME & ME?
;-)
12..
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.College ki sub larkian door
khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray gaLekin eik
khubsorat larkiRo rehi thiEik sir ny pocha''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi
ho?Larki nay rotay howay jawab diyaSir meri book mein"R A H M A T" ki
picture thi ..
13.. Really SmArt OneI May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....ButI Surely Do Respect Their Choice...
14..
Once Great Alexander SawA Child Playing With A LionHe Surrendered His
SwordAt The Child's Feet.Now The Child Has Grown Up& Wishes You
Go_0D MorN!nG;-)
15.. Choose a hand..left...right...then i will tell u k ap. .Mere kon sy hath sy chamaat khaenge..:-
16..
We are cheatersbt,don't cheat manners.We hate studybt,love teachers.We
flirt wth flirtersbt,love lovers.World can't change usbt,we can change
the whole world.We don't have books in handsbt,have revolutionary ideas
in mind.Meet us,BCOZ,WE R YOUNGSTERS OF HINDUSTAN!!
17.. Koi Dost ho touTum JesaKoi Chahnè wala ho touTum JesaKoi Dil se pyara ho touTum JesaPata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;-
18.. ATITUDE ROCKS..'I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people'... ;-
19.. Dunia me 3 log Boht ehem hain,,(',')/'<))
1 Main./ /_,,('.')
phiR Main<((>./ /_
Aur
3rd Aapka dost,,(',')<))> Main ;-
20..
KUCH LOGHaseen Yaado'n Ki Trha Hoty HynJinhe'n Yaad Kr K Dil KHUSH Ho
Jata HyAurJIN Ko Bhulana Na-Mumkin HyAAP Unhi Me Se Ek Ka Msg Parh Rahy
Hyn ;)
