DOUBLE MEANING SMS

1.. Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?........
Taar khali ho jati hay.Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-


2.. smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.Of course you know the first one... :-DIt's keeping ur mouth shut.:-PBut I like the way U think!;-)

3.. Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.So go get married fast and bcome parents.Think differentDo different:-D..

4.. TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo"My BrothEr cAn't Cook."BAngALi:"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

5.. Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!Girl: What do you mean Mrs.Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!:

6.. Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:Patna kahan par hai?Larki-India meinBoys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

7.. 1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?Miss: So sweet!Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.Miss: Wo kyon?Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!Bacha:.Tution parhne k liye..

8.. Ur Annual Dementiatest! :)Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)OK - relax - clear ur mind &beginWat do we put in toaster?'bread'if u said 'toast,'give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.Say - 'silk' 9 timesnow - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?Cows drink 'water'If u said 'milk' dont attemptthe next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.If red house is made of red bricks, black house of blackbricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pinkof pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?Green house is made of Grass :pIf u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :

9.. Mangta hoon to deti nahi...jawab mere salwal ka..Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..Rom rom jazbat ka..khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....balo me fool gulab ka...dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..patta patta gulab ka...

10.. Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying........
"P-YAAR" . 

11.. Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi NikaalKar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary!

12.. AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?............
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

13.. sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...AND SAID..........
"ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!"


14.. Aurtoon ki khuli he...Or mardoon ki bund he.Kia?.........
Double sawari yar..

15.. 2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?2nd: Mjh nhn pta.1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"2nd: Tmhai kesay pata1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !

16.. pAppu ki maa ki choo.........
chooriyan kho gai hen
apko milley to gand...........
gandimat karna wapis deni hen.

17.. whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?...tHiNk...tHiNk..itS eAZy...stILL cOnFuSeD?...Ok...oH Its RAIN...!

18.. 1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA.............JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;

19.. KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,...AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA......TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!

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