1.. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
2.. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!ha ha ha
3.. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakraaur ager bhagi to bakri.
4.. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.MUNNA: kaiku ?CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
5.. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
6.. Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
7.. I May come there any time!Hi,Doing nothing?Then Make a Place,4 Me in ur Heart!!I May come there any time!Ur’s Faithfully,“HeArT aTtAcK”
8.. Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?“Battery is OK”
9..Munnabhai-Ye AUTOMATICALY kya h?Circuit-Bole to autome ladkija rahi h jis k sarpe ek b baal nahi h,boleto simple hai bhaiAUTO-ME-TAKKLY
