PUZZLE SMS

1.. Question: Take the letters  ERGRO , put three letters in-front of it and same three letters behind to form a common English word
Answer:  UND ERGRO UND


 2.. 
Answer:
3x7=21 
15x13=195 
7x15=105
13x3=39
7x13=91
15x3=45 
SO.....3+7+15+13=38



3.. 
Answer:
SO NAL MARUTI WAGHMARE



4.. It's challenge ise ki english mai translate karo. ."humari billi hume hi miyaun"Rep fast. Answer is My Tutor My Foot



5.. Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.1:apki umr kitni hy? 2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy? 3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha orun sb swalo ka jwab de diya..Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply must.Ans>> Nawasi(89)



6.. What is in front of "WOMEN" and behind "COW" ???
Ans. "W".........Kabhi to Accha Socho........



7.. 
Answer :
1. Health is Wealth.
2. Empty Vessels Make the Most Sound.
3. The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.
4. Honesty is the Best Policy.
5. Be a Roman while in Rome.
6. All That Glitters is not Gold.
7. Time and Tide waits for None.
8. Knowledge is Power.
9. Barking Dogs Never Bite.
10. An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
11. Unity is strength.



8.. 1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?----Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple


9.. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->Ans is."ReflEctiOn"



10.. Aik Gali mein...... bachay khelrahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss......... aurat ne hath mein......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki...... gira di.in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,Reply mustIf u r genius...============CHeni

11.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?I am waiting for answer if ur genious....Baap apna naam wapis laitahai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use kartihai


12.. " RiDdLe "Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApPDaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?ItS VeRy EaZyKoni



13.. I can sizzle like bacon,I am made with an egg,I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,What am I?Riddle AnswerA snake.



14.. Question:4___4___4___4 = 20Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.It's A Challenge...Reply The Answer.answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20



15.. What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?.........Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!



16.. Center of the "SKY","Y" change into "I",Double of the First,Give me just!Do u understand this riddle...Then Reply!Answer is KIss



17.. An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote.. .I Am Not 50. . . .I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience. . . . . ;)That's The ATTITUDE. . . . ;->


18.. y do men like love @ 1st sight?coz he knws its all over as soon as she open her mouth



19.. Height of ambition...........An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
20.. General Knowledge..1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?Ans:ghussaa.3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?Ans:fir'on ki biwi aasia.4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?Ans:chipkali (lizard).5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?Ans: shehrag.plz share it wid ur frndz..


21..Question: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? 
Answer: Very large hands. 

Question: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Question: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Answer: No time at all it is already built.

Question: What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half. 

Question: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. 

Question: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Answer: No Problem, He sleeps at night. 

Question: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?Answer: It will become Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Question: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

Question: What happened when wheel was invented?
Answer: It caused a revolution.

Question: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Answer: Liquid 
22.. Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnanewala bech deyta hai.Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta.Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota.CHALLANGE.Reply Fast.----------Ans >>Kafan



23.. 1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?Ans:2nd2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uskawazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao'n nahi hote?Ans: Waqt


24.. LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without single house? 4) How can u double ur money? AMAZING ANSWERS 1)Wen sum1 rides on d horse 2)In a dictionary 3)In a map 4)Show it in front of a mirror.
25.. 
Answer-
Amrish Puri
Ranjeet
Prem Chopra
Shakti Kapoor
Pran
Jeevan
Amzad Khan
Ajit
Prem Nath
Dany
Gulshan Grover
Sadashiv Amrapurkar


26.. 
Answer-
PinKey Surya Kant  PaTi L


27.. 
Answer-
Rang bhare badal se, Teri naino ke kajal se maine is dil pe likha tera naam, Chandani.
Do dil mil rahe hain, magar chupke chupke.
Ek do teen char panch che saath aat nau dus garah from Tazaab.
Jaanejaa, dhundta phir raha, Main tujhe raat din phir yahan se wahan.
Aankh maare yeh ladka aankh maare…siti bajaaye.
Ankhiyon se goli.maare.
Gulabi aankhen jo teri dekhi sharabi ye dil.
Tip tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagayi.
Bheege honth tere pyasa dil mera.
Pyaar ki kashti mein, lahro ki masti me.
Chand chhipa badal mein
Ek ladki bheegi bhaagi si, Sote raaton mein jaagi si
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