INSULT SMS

1.. ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?.......Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!okHaha



2.. *Aladdin ka chirag mila!= Me jin se bola,is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!*Jin hans kar bola-= Multiplication doesnt apply on zero!:-



3.. Boy proposing a girl :Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.Girl : wada ?Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.Girl :Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...


4.. Yahan bi hoga Wahan bi hoga Ab to saray jahan mein hoga Kiya....
tera hi.....
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kuch nahi hoga...
tere jaise gadhe Jalwa nahi dikhate



5.. Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette,gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoyeBaap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :



6.. Ap bohat Khoobsurat, KhushMizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koiLateefa suna..



7.. Gadhon ki race..10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..Fire............Abay Bhaaag msg baad mainparh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.



8.. WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga.. :p;->



9.. B4 u speak.(listen)B4 u pray..(forgive)B4 u quit..(try)B4 U hate..(love)B4 u die.(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)



10.. Sweet insults:Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.Are you always so stupid oris today a special occasion?I'd like to kick you in teeth,but why should I improve your looks?Brains aren’t everything. Infact in your case they’re nothing.Keep talking. Someday you'llsay something intelligent.Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you?:-):


11.. If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by LyfI wud Sit Nxt 2My FrndsPul dem Close 2gethrPut My Arms around dm & Say Proudly"These IDIOTS r My Lyf" so proud to b idiots


12.. rule of success:Always consult a girl beforedoing any important task inyour life...........and act exactly opposite toher advice;-):-))



13.. Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaengekoi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhekasam se hum b uski"HAN Me HAN" milaenge



14.. KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,InSaNi ChEezON Se "BANDAR" KhELa Nhi krte,,



15.. U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll frm top 2 bottom2. U step out of Ur room & realize tht Ur parents hve moved & U dnt hve a clue whn it happend3. All Ur frnds hve an @ in their name.4. U chck Ur mail. It says"No New Msgs", So U chck itagn5. U wake up at 3am 2 go 2bathroom & chck Ur e-mail on the way back to bed6. The last girl you picked up was only a JPEG



16.. U r very special to me.I don't want to lose a friend like u.I Always pray that u shouldb safe.So plzB careful whenever u jump fromTree To Tree;



17.. 'ALLAH' TALA ka farman hai:-"Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye...1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.2- Museebat k bad ahle azako Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate)."


18.. Kya tm gareeb ho?YES or NO?Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo...Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo...KHUL K MAANGO yaarHappy Bhikari day!



19.. Wt is ur name?...................
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha bewakoof ...;



20.. \('.')/ Hands up.........
Agar apni jan pyari hai tu,Tu,Tu,KHUDA k liye Haath wapis neeche karo bht badbo aarahi hai..('.')
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