1.. How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
2.. How good r U at chemistry???]Q. Which weapon can u makeby c0mbining Potassium,Nickel and Iron?........
Ans:KNiFe.Got confused?Ok.Just seeXplanatn:Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,Nickel = NiandIron = Fe.So,There combinatn is'K Ni Fe'
3.. Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hourswhile standing at the door but won't sit because of lack of time !!:-);-
4.. Six Brilliant Doubts:1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?5. Can you cry under water?6. Why do people say"you've been working like adog" when dogs just sit around all day??
5.. Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! dou alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs takeme 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1works better?;)<('
6.. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closerto the kitchen sink....
7.. Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAIN DUCK
8.. TEST...Agar aap se kaha jaye k,"chaar zero ek sath" likh k dikhayen, to aap kese likhen ge?....0000.aisey?....g nai..4017 :D
9..Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?..
Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bntathakur k haath hi nhi thay.
10.. Question:U r in a boat in de midle of a river.U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav tolight any 1 cigarete.U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de boat..How wil u do it?
Ans:Take 1 cigarete n throw it in de water,the boat wil become LIGHTER..using dis LIGHTER u can lightde other cigarete.Another deadly ansScroll down a littleu throw a cigarette up nd catch it.Catches win MATCHES..using de MATCHES dat u win,u can light the cigareteIf dats nt enough,1more deadly answerScroll downTak water in ur hand nd drop it drop by drop..TIP TIP "TIP TIP brsa pani..Pani ne aag lgai.Us aag sy hmne cigarete jalai.
11.. Lot of most amazing Questions.
What would happen if women ruled the world?
There would be no wars.Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other... ;->
12..
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr
ayegi?Us ki achi tarbiat..Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P
;->
13.. chemistrySir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-
14.. What is more useful after itis broken?
An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in india?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;-
15..
Most Dangerous P.J. ever-( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful
)Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..?...."USB";->
16.. Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In WhichTo Sleep.
Answer: It's When You SleepWith Your Feet On Your Office Desk.
17..
The answer to d toughest question ever is here!!wen do u know U r in
LOVE.....U know U r in LOVEwen U start looking for the cheapest mobile
plan :
18..
':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university':'-: how to yawn without
opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: howto believe that this
lecturewill end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . .
19.. Question:Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt kija sakti hai...Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
