1.. Santa - My wife died yesterday..I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,what to do?
Banta - No Problem.Just Imagine she Came Back.
2.. Santa's Army TestPappu- 3+5?Santa- 8Pappu- 7+3?Santa- 10Pappu- 8+8?Santa- Pata nahi sirMere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai
3.. Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
4.. Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)
5.. Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
6.. After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach
7.. Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi,Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqatHo gAi Thi.
8.. Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucide
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
Banta - No Problem.Just Imagine she Came Back.
2.. Santa's Army TestPappu- 3+5?Santa- 8Pappu- 7+3?Santa- 10Pappu- 8+8?Santa- Pata nahi sirMere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai
3.. Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
4.. Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)
5.. Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
6.. After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach
7.. Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi,Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqatHo gAi Thi.
8.. Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucide
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
11.. Santa..d0 u kNw "HoLI"SheR k0 keHtE He? Banta:stoP JOkiNg yAR. Santa:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li "cuB"He. .
12..
SanTA 2 BaNtaYaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNgbukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA
Hai?SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.BANta:v0 ku?SanTa:v0 muJhE
KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGyaHAi.BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B
eNgLISh bLta HAi.BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA
HeNACOW coW C0W
13..
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le
jAe gI?B@NT@ :vo kU?S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI KrtatHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le
gYi.B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoRTha. . . .
14..
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha ..Banta Kia ?Santa
Bili . . .Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo
Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha..
15.. SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA...
16.. Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi,Jo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga
17..
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car
Nahi He!Santa: Abye Ghadhe,BMW Ka MatlabBahut Motti Wife..
18.. Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
19..
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USAGhum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?Banta : Kuch B
NahiSanta : Kaise?Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
20..
Santa Was Walking Thru D ForestHe Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.Santa:
Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye.
