PUNJABI SMS

1.. Arz Kya Hai:Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.Ghor Kijiye Ga.Saas Hovay Tay Changi HovayNahi Tay.Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay.



2.. Vari varsi khatan gya taykhat k lyanda Pjama,Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay OApni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,ha ha haJosh nal pao pangraaa...



3.. William Sastapairs'chawal' frndz r always 'chawal'.They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka'Msgs in a weekActually they r spacial kind of 'chawals'.They becom more 'dheet' after a lot of 'bisti'.They r bhikari infront of frndz bt very Sakhee 4 their grlfrnds.Tutt painay never eat sharam:-



4.. Punjabi Cultural TappyWoman: kothy ty Aa MahiyaMilna ta mil aa k nahe ty Khasmaa nu Khaa MahiyaMan: ki lena ay Mitraan toMilan tey Aa javaan Dar lagda ay Chhitraan toW: tusi Kaaly kaaly OKuj tey Sharam kro Dhiyan Putraan waly OM: Sary (audiance) Dand paye Kadhdy neyAsi tenu Changy Lagdy SadyDheeyan Putt Wad,dy nyW: Baaghy wich Aaya karo,jado asi So jaiye tusi Makhiyan uraya karoM: Tusi Roz Nahaaya karo,Makhiyan to Dardy O Gurr thora Khaaya karoM&W: Peeng pyar di Paavaan gyHun asi mil gaye aan Geet pyar dy Gaawaan gy.



5.. Fees maafi di darkhwast:ToDa principal,High schoolX.Y.Z.Sir,Gal eh ha k mere abby ny menu fees 500RS. Diti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr nikal aya! main hun kangla ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maafkiti javyain nwazish hove gi..1 sharif std-;



6.. 0nce dere was a pukha kutta.He was very pukha.He phiring loor loor.He dekhya the sh0p of chacha kareem.He chuking one boti from dere, and nas gya.Jab he guzra from naalay alay pul to.He saw aik hor kutta.He became very shoda.His soch was very kutiyan aali.He phonkia on him & His apni v boti dig gayee.MORAL:jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal v kutay aalihondi ay :-).-'''''-.( '¤' )[,,]=[,,]



7.. "Just don't be unhappy my soul, sweet heart....I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart"english version nahi samjhay. ok, ye lo original punjabi version:"AAWAIEN russya na kar meri jaan sajna,IK din chhad jana hay jahansajna..."



8.. COME closer come come you cruel, i am going to die,samjay?Nahi,Lo translation,Nairray aa aa aa Zaalma way, main marr gayee aaanaah aah...



9.. Holywod in punjabi version:
Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da
Mr bean:Gunga gujar
Spider man:jale wala gujar
Super man:urne wala gujjar
Titanic:kashti gujjar di



10.. punjabi version mulahiza farmaKing Θf The §tates, Apple Θf My Father's Éye,§trength For My Mother's Heart,My ßrother Çlimbed Θver The Mare§amajh Aai?NahiEnglish §amajhna Her kisi k ßus ki ßaat NahiPunjabi Version Mulahiza Farmaen:Desaan Da Raja Mere ßabul Da PiyaraAmbri De Dil Da §aharaVeer Mera Ghori Çharaya



11.. Ek larke ki shadi thi.Larki walon ne pocha mondaki karda a.Dasya lakri da kam.Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.



12.. TeAcHeR:Jo aNdEr aAnEy k lIyE sUb sE cHotA sEntEncE boLeY gA,uSsEy gIfT MiLey gA.EnGliSh cHiLd: mAy I cUm iN?UrdU cHiLd:MaIn aNdR A skTahUn?PuNjAbIwArAaAn



13.. Teacher:" jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe"translate into english...Student: " Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village"


14.. Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Pavenik Waar Gujraaa..Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!



15.. 2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai parSultan Raahi nai aaya:-



16.. Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende cCheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le liaHun cheete ne sms khoty nu kitaTe khota sms parh ria wayHun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy gaPr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.Hahahahaha



17.. Aj Ishq De Tornamint Vich Mai Pyar Da Final Haar GyaHai Husn Di Bating Taiz Bari Hr Choka Boundri Paar GyaMera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gya..Keeta Catch Us Ny Mera Dil Yaroo.... Main Jetia Match Ve Haar Gya..



18.. Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.
Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.
Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.



19.. Dil nu lag jaan rog te ki kariyeKisay di yaad vich ankhiyan ron te ki kariyeSanu milan di tamana rehndihai har dumPar je yaar hi pol jan te ki kariye.



20.. Free Free Free!Dhoti Nal kacha Free, Gaan (Cow) Nal Vachha FreeÇhaiti Çhaiti Vayah karalo Nahi TaanTuhanu Milay Ga Wohti Naal ßachaa Free.. ;-