1.. Pathan:College Ki Ladki se BolaI love U!Ab Tum Mujhe BoloGirl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti HunPathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.
2.. Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machliaayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni janbacha le...;
3.. SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do:)
4.. Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?Pathan: Google KhanTeacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
5.. Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.."Maira ßaita Aaj Theek NahiHy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..
6.. Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe HoPathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai HyTeacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat HyPathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi
7.. Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.PATHAN Tang Aa k Bolahum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Jumaparh k Aya Hun?
8.. 1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet prbeth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le rahatha,logon ne bht minaten kimgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha tofaorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kahak dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.
9.. Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
10.. Pathan thought "LOL" meant"lots of love".So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :
11.. Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note milaJis par likha tha,,... "Eid Mubarak"PatHan Ne Note Pocket meindala or Bola"khair Mubarak"
12.. Ek pathan ne new car liaur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza ayaadmi bola han khan g!!!pathan bola full kar do:-
13.. Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡yaSawaL Tha?Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?PathanCartoon network
14.. 5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEha kPakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo .
15.. Pathan Apne 1 Saal K BacheKo Hosptal Le Kr GyaDr: Isky tHay,eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?PHaTaNoN nE kAha :Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAio Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 ChutkiNaswar Di Thi ;
16.. Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,KUsay Yaad AayaKBijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-
17.. Pathan Interview Dene GayaOffice k gate per ja k bola:May I come In Sir ?OFICER: Wait PlzPathan: 80 KG
18.. Pathan Vs SardarPathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.Pathan: To phir anda bana don...
19.. Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50kg wazan kam ho jayega.1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problmho gayee.Dr: wat problm.Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho..
20.. Teacher:"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?Pathan:"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"
2.. Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machliaayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni janbacha le...;
3.. SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do:)
4.. Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?Pathan: Google KhanTeacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
5.. Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy.."Maira ßaita Aaj Theek NahiHy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..
6.. Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe HoPathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai HyTeacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat HyPathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi
7.. Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.PATHAN Tang Aa k Bolahum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Jumaparh k Aya Hun?
8.. 1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet prbeth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le rahatha,logon ne bht minaten kimgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha tofaorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kahak dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.
9.. Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
10.. Pathan thought "LOL" meant"lots of love".So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :
11.. Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note milaJis par likha tha,,... "Eid Mubarak"PatHan Ne Note Pocket meindala or Bola"khair Mubarak"
12.. Ek pathan ne new car liaur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza ayaadmi bola han khan g!!!pathan bola full kar do:-
13.. Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡yaSawaL Tha?Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?PathanCartoon network
14.. 5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEha kPakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo .
15.. Pathan Apne 1 Saal K BacheKo Hosptal Le Kr GyaDr: Isky tHay,eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?PHaTaNoN nE kAha :Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAio Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 ChutkiNaswar Di Thi ;
16.. Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,KUsay Yaad AayaKBijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-
17.. Pathan Interview Dene GayaOffice k gate per ja k bola:May I come In Sir ?OFICER: Wait PlzPathan: 80 KG
18.. Pathan Vs SardarPathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.Pathan: To phir anda bana don...
19.. Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50kg wazan kam ho jayega.1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problmho gayee.Dr: wat problm.Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho..
20.. Teacher:"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?Pathan:"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"
