SHORT SMS

1.. *If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one;)*If u cant convince them,confuse them:)*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder;)*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it:)*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?:)*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin;)*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train


2.. DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.


3.. Having Right Vision In Any End eavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...


4.. A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM. . .



5.. If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks


6.. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?



7.. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!



8.. How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!



9.. ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1... No Strings attached ...butfor a limited period ONLY!...A bloody good deal!



10.. FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.


11.. Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

12.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

13.. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.


14.. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative


15.. Can I flirt with you?


16.. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!


17.. You are a 9.999. Well, you'dbe a perfect 10 if you were with me.