1.. Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr:5 lakh.
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
2.. Teacher : Y didn't U do Ur homework?
Santa: I'm in d hostel,how can i do HOME work?
3.. Santa ko police ne kyu Pakda??
Guess Why??? Q K santa ne Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna tha.
4.. Sardar School Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao. Sardar:Q, tuM koN hO ? Larka : Mai Monitor Ho. Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon...
5.. Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe SubhaSe 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Hai Kyon ? Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat Miss Kr Raha Tha.
6.. Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,Or To Or LocalT.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.Minnatein Kr Rahay Hain. Banta: Acha Wo Kesay? Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na.. .
7.. Ek Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the.. Checker:- Ticket Please.. Sardar:- Nahin Hai.. Checker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:
8.. Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Suicide Banta-to beach me leto Santa-Dar lagta he...
9.. Tech: jab bijli chamkti hai to hum ko roshni pehly aur aawaz bad me Q ati ha? Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche...
10.. sardar:Oye Badmashaa meri baien da dubata wapis karde. Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga. Sardar= piko karani se.
11.. Sardar to 2nd sardar."where is abu dabi ? "2nd sardar."jithy Ami Dabi,uthy hi Abu dabi"
12.. Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,tmhri bhabi hy wo Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
13.. Santa sing ko 20 saal bad bacha hua Wo udas ho gaya.Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
14.. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakhato baat court tak pohanch gaye,ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:
15.. Taxi driver to sardar:-Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
16.. Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
17.. Tring Tring Tring.Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
18.. Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
19.. A sardarji went to aSTD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.:-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
20.. Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
21.. Sardar proposed a girl.. Girl said i am 1 yr elder to u…Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year.
22.. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
23.. Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody2 exchange in the lower birth..
24.. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar:I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
25.. Ek american ne ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
26.. SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON:: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooo
27.. sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai. Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
28.. Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
29.. In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
30.. SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do
31.. A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithehai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
32.. There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushiki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
33.. Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe la parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
34.. 1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi awaaz me bolnay lag gaye.Oye na khaaa......Phikka hai-
35.. Teacher-What is the opposite of 'minimum'?
Sardar-MiniDad
36.. Santa - My wife died yesterday..I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,what to do?
Banta - No Problem.Just Imagine she Came Back.
37.. Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke Hain
Sardar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
38.. Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..sardaarni: dont try to lie,know lips can lie but hips dont lie..
39.. Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya or Police sy bach gyaWahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola Bachao Bachao sardar Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
40.. 1 sardar k ghar me billi rhtii thi sardar billi se tangakr usy kahi chor aya.ghar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor kaya bili pher us sy phly gar ponchgai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.
41.. nurse - Mubarak Ho sardar ji Aap k GHAR larka PedaHua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah Kia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GHAR Peda Hua Hy ...
42.. Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna hai
Servicing Man : Memory card ha?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
43.. Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... OkWh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..?
44.. Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
2.. Teacher : Y didn't U do Ur homework?
Santa: I'm in d hostel,how can i do HOME work?
3.. Santa ko police ne kyu Pakda??
Guess Why??? Q K santa ne Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna tha.
4.. Sardar School Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao. Sardar:Q, tuM koN hO ? Larka : Mai Monitor Ho. Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon...
5.. Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe SubhaSe 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Hai Kyon ? Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat Miss Kr Raha Tha.
6.. Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,Or To Or LocalT.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.Minnatein Kr Rahay Hain. Banta: Acha Wo Kesay? Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na.. .
7.. Ek Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the.. Checker:- Ticket Please.. Sardar:- Nahin Hai.. Checker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:
8.. Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Suicide Banta-to beach me leto Santa-Dar lagta he...
9.. Tech: jab bijli chamkti hai to hum ko roshni pehly aur aawaz bad me Q ati ha? Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche...
10.. sardar:Oye Badmashaa meri baien da dubata wapis karde. Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga. Sardar= piko karani se.
11.. Sardar to 2nd sardar."where is abu dabi ? "2nd sardar."jithy Ami Dabi,uthy hi Abu dabi"
12.. Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,tmhri bhabi hy wo Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
13.. Santa sing ko 20 saal bad bacha hua Wo udas ho gaya.Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
14.. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakhato baat court tak pohanch gaye,ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:
15.. Taxi driver to sardar:-Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
16.. Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
17.. Tring Tring Tring.Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
18.. Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
19.. A sardarji went to aSTD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.:-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
20.. Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
21.. Sardar proposed a girl.. Girl said i am 1 yr elder to u…Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I’ll marry u next year.
22.. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
23.. Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody2 exchange in the lower birth..
24.. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar:I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
25.. Ek american ne ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
26.. SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON:: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooo
27.. sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai. Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
28.. Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
29.. In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
30.. SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do
31.. A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithehai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
32.. There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushiki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
33.. Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe la parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
34.. 1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi awaaz me bolnay lag gaye.Oye na khaaa......Phikka hai-
35.. Teacher-What is the opposite of 'minimum'?
Sardar-MiniDad
36.. Santa - My wife died yesterday..I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,what to do?
Banta - No Problem.Just Imagine she Came Back.
37.. Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke Hain
Sardar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
38.. Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..sardaarni: dont try to lie,know lips can lie but hips dont lie..
39.. Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya or Police sy bach gyaWahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola Bachao Bachao sardar Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
40.. 1 sardar k ghar me billi rhtii thi sardar billi se tangakr usy kahi chor aya.ghar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor kaya bili pher us sy phly gar ponchgai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.
41.. nurse - Mubarak Ho sardar ji Aap k GHAR larka PedaHua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah Kia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GHAR Peda Hua Hy ...
42.. Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna hai
Servicing Man : Memory card ha?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
43.. Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... OkWh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..?
44.. Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..
