1.. Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...how about sugar?hmmm....nope
!damn!still can't find anything as sweet as YOU!.
2.. my dream :v climbd 2gthr 2 heavnon d way,i ws tird,u carried me on ur back.Wen v reachd d gate,GOD cald me"cum my child ,leave ur donkey outside.
3.. KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..KAASH YEDURIYA NAHOTI..KAASH HUMSATH HOTE..TO..TO,TO..TO..TO..YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
4.. I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gonesaid you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrongcause im damaged, im damaged, don�t know whatto do, babyim damaged so, so damagedbecause of you
5.. every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies becausesad eyes never lies.
6.. 'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......if you hold lightly,it flies............you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......uhhh........soo..........forgot love and better flirt.............
7.. I Luved Sum1,ButSum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces...nNow Every Piece ofMy Heart LovesSum1AndPpl Call Me A"F L I R T"
8.. A d v i s e-=- Of The -=--=- D a y -=-"F L I R T...B u tB eA L E R T..."
9.. BOY: mere sath chalogi
GIRL: kahan!
BOY: jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain
BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni 'Baji' se mazaq b nahi kr sakta:
10.. Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo FarazWafa Dil Dukhati HaiWafa Ka Naam Lete Hi iram khatija Nadia Sobia Farah laila robeena in Sub KI Yaad Aajati Hai:
11.. New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. ..
12..
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz- monopoly is
always damaging,and- competition improves efficiency!Pure economic
theory of Love
13..
Touching story:Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only
hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love
& he asked girl that he will stand in front of her housetill next
100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn't move with the passage of
days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl
decided that she will say that she also loves him withthe rise of sun of
100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn't there she was worried
then she founda paper on which it was written "Tere chakar mein teri
barabr wali set ho gai":-DHow totally touchin
14.. Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:Pehle Bhonk detiMANHOOS MAARi.. ;->
15.. Flope love.....
.Boy:Tu
Sohni tera Roop Sohna,Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi,Sohni te Darya par kr k
Aa jandi c,Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi.Girl:Mai Sohni Mera Roop
Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi,Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de25 Mahiwal
chad k nai Aa sakdi.
16..
Jab Tak Zinda RahaMsg Karta RahongaJab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat
Samajhna K Marr GayaBalkeSamajh LenaKBhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada
Hogaya Hai. :-
17..
Remember!Girlz hv only 2 feelingz...1- kisi boy se pyar nai krna.Bcoz:
Wafa nai milti sb chor jate hen.2- Jo wafadaar ho us ko chor do.Bcoz:
Ghar wale kya sochen ge?Moral: Girlz r like the LIFE. khud bewafa hen or
wafa chahti hen.Apni feelingz sb kuch n boy's feelingz just MANGO!
18.. Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bachoki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.
19..
Girl says: It's unfair that if a guy have a different girl every week,
he's a legend, but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
Guy
responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key, But if a
lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock...
20..
Love is an illusion!Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted
people...People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING .
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