FUNNY SMS

1..2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me bethay thay.in me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas kony me betha tha.Baap ny pucha:tum itna q hans rhy ho?Vo bola "kuch nahi papa,aj mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia ha":-

2,, Maa@,.beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna.
Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.
Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h.
beta@!.tum kon ho?
mn teri maa hon.
Beta@ .abba kahan hn.
Maa@.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wo jhooly Mn so rhy hn

3,! Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Mai JamHathon Main Utha Liya...........Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia.

4,, Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se?
Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya peson se aata hy

5,, Kya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main* ** **Kuch GuzriLight Aane MaiKuch GuzriLight Jaane Mai*HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDING

6,. The Best n amazing Part of Life is...When Your parents says..........Parhda tay tu hain nai,Chal hun tere wastay koi rishta lab laiye..

7,, Chor kar ja rahe hoChor ke jane ki saza paogeChor kar ja rahe hoChor ke jane ki saza paogeAagy road khuda hua heU-Turn le kar wapis yahin aog

8.. Mujay balance nahi mil raha.Plz...50 ka dlwado.Sent:7-july-201002:30:10.............Zalim kadi tay msg adha parh liya kar.;-

9,, This poem is called TAJ MAHAL.
It has 3 chapters.As BACHELORTaqdir hai magar qismat nahi khultiTaj Mahal banana chahta hunMagar Mumtaz nahi MILTIAs LOVERTaqdir hai magar qismat nahi khultiMumtaz mil gai haiMagar shadi nahi KARTIAs MARRIEDTaqdeer hai magar qismat nahi khultiTaj Mahal banana chahta hunMagar Mumtaz nahi MArTi

10., Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi wasijis ne karni hay kary,nai typaran mary..

11,. STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER:Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta HonUrdu Teacher Urdu MainArabi Teacher Arabi MainTu Aap Maths Main Q ßaat Nahi karteUSTAD: Mujh Sy 3, 5 Mat karoSaari 420c Nikal !)ongaChalo Ab 9 , 2 , 11 Ho JaoWarna Aisa Maronga k 1 k 2, 2 k 4 Nazar Aaenge..

12., Ek aadmi ne add dekha,"PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon seis add k baary mein poocha,unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!"CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AURJA KR NEW BIKE Ley...;-

13.. A Man Knocks @ da DoorA 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni KMujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya

14., Muje awaz de lenaKabi icecream lao toKabi murghi pkao toMujhe awaz de lenawallet men maal ziada hoJo shopping ka irada hoMuje awaz de lenaTumhare dress unfit hoMake up ki extra kit hoMujhe awaz de lenaKabi concert pe jana hoKahin hular mchana hoZra na tm sharmanaZra na tm ghabranaMuje awaz de lena!

15.. Do u know...how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion?He gave a force "F" by kicking a cow and 4 dat it gave a sound "MA".So he formulatd 2nd law (F=MA). After few sec da cow gave back kick 2 Newton then heformulated 3rd law. i.e. 'FOREVERY ACTION THERE is AN EQUAL N OPPOSITE REACTION"

16.. Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya...?2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka pta lg jata hy.;-

17.. Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?Student: Same here sir! ;-

18!. Jis din tumko shaam staye,Sard hwa dil na behlaye,Jis shab so na pao tum,Bechani kuch barh c jaye,ankh zara c num ho jaye,Samjho!Tum KO BUKHAR hai

19,, Rocky aPni Siahat k Qisay Sunata Rehta Tha,ek Roz Us Ki Mulaqat Apnay Dost Se hOi,Us k Dost Ne Pocha "Tum Hindustan KabhiGaye"rocky: YesfrNd: Or Afirica Dekha?Rocky: Wahan To 2 Sal Guzaray Hyn.Frnd: Khob ..america Or Australia Wahan Bhi Gaye?Rocky: Bilkul,frNd: Phr To Tum Geographia Se Khob Waqif Ho gAy?Rocky: Wahan Se To 2 Roz Pehlay Aya Hon.

20.. Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.