1.. exams are the part of our daily routine life,so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
2.. Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apneyilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
3.. issi waja sey koi boht khassho gya,issi waja sey koi boht khassho gya,cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
4.. No doubt exams r a matter of luck,how?"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"Kyun hai na matter of luck
5.. jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"Ameen
6.. Aeroplane Wright Brothrs
Cycle Macmillan
Telephone Graham Bell
Telescope Galileo
ExamsSaale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
7.. GENIUSIs A PersonWho Can Do For$1 What Any Fool CanDo For $100"-As Such V CompleteSyllabus In 1 Day,That LecturersTry In 1 Sem !!
8.. Height of Adab: Main sirf ye soch kr papr khali de ata hun k kahin teacherz ye nakahen k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:
9.. Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha haiabi exam chal rhe hain.
10.. Thousands words of a teacher does not hurtBut the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes:-):
11..
Hey FriendsI'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work
Hard.Plz Contact Me After..15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot UtarJayega..:-D;-)
12..Full form of FAIL..
F.. First
A.. Attempt
I.. In
L.. Learning.
F.. First
A.. Attempt
I.. In
L.. Learning.
13..
Students While Studying For Exams-Books n Notes Open-Highlighting
Sentences-Pen In Mouth-Blank Page-Eating Drinking-Turning Pages-Readin
'Headings'-Thinkin About Where To Start From&Texting FriendsOye
Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht TensionHo Rahi HyPlz Pray For Me =
14.. Attitude of a 'STUDENT'"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me"
15.. Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn,meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga..;-
16..
Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phlyGHAR Ki sB
chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.A msg 4rm'SSF''SAVE STUDENTS
FEDERATION' ;-
17..
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi
krty"~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance hoto phir prha nhi krty"~SUNO jb dost
laaik ho apna,to booti laya nhi krty.Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete
hen,sir pe charhaya nhi krty.Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,jo gues me
hun swal wo aya nhi krty.Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,dost ko
paper me azmaya nhi krty.~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,kisi ko dikhaya nhi
krty..
18..
Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad nakarna..!!Answer sheet main jo likha hai
uski Faryad na krna,Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays
barBaad Na Karna:)
19..
Cheating in exams is the best exercisefor your reflexes,your eyes roll
to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!Your ears become sensitive,even
to the softest whispers to get what yourseatmate says!Your neck
stretches either ways tosearch for clues!Your hand copies the
answerfaster than ever!Your feet kicks the chair ofyour classmate to let
him/her knowthat you want to copy!It's the best way to make urself
healthy,so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-
20.. iPaper Se Pehle Ki"DUA"........Ya ALLAH !!Is Baar PassKara DeNext TimeZaruur Parhoonga ...
