1.. Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?
Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi KaTicket Nahi KategaOrDriver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega :-)
2.. USA mn doctarz ke aik team ny research ki or akhir is natijay par ponchy k.........MSG karny sy MOUT nhi ati. !
3.. One day my brain asked me 'Y R U SENDING MSGsto that person who is not messaging u?
but my little 'HEART'said to brain'U'NEED msgs but i need 'FRIENDS'
4.. mt pOoch sMs ki intEha kAhan tk hy,,tOo knJusi kr ly tEri tAqt jAhan tk hy..sMs ki umEed hmyn nhi tUj sy,,hmyn tO dEkhna hy tOo knJus kAhan tk hy..!!
5.. *NOTICE*Kahan ho?Itne dino se SMS ki class se absntho?Agr aaj MSGS SCHOOL me nhi aae tu aapka naam SMS class se kaatdia jaigaFrom: PRINCIPAL sms SCHOOL :
6.. Don't search for a very good or unique msg 2 send me..I'll be happy with an empty msg of urs..Bcoz more than the msg, seeing ur name makes me smile..!
7.. Ghareeb samajh kar hamain sms karne chor diya us ne Gull ,,,,,,,,,Kya ghareebon k mobailon me inbox nahi hota
8.. Khudi Ko Kr Kanjoos itnaK Hr SmS Bhejny Se PehleService Center Waly Call Kr K Khud Pochen.Paa GPaKKi Gall AeBhejna AyK Sending Fail Kariye. :-/
9.. | !| !"\(-.-)| ! //>| ! _/\_tring ... tring yaad dilane aaya hoon...apke sms nhe aa rahe! sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
10.. This msg is specially typed to inform,rather remind some people that..." I'M ALIVE "And so u can msg me...
11..
Behbood.e.abadi wale:Jo zyada sms kare ga us kochabi wla teka laga kr
us k sms bnd kr de ge.AurAp ka kafi der se koi sms nhi aaya lgta hai ap
ko teka lag gya hai. :-)
12..
Everyday I wait for ur msg, But everyday u 4get.Frm now onwrdsif anyday
u 4gt,thenI'll jump fromTRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!Stop smiling,Im serious.
13..
To Kill An EnemyYou Required A Sword Or A GunButTo Kill A Loved OneJust
Being Silent Is EnoughRemember !!Never Try To Do That... (:
14.. THEOREM:
Human=Eat+ Work+Sleep+$M$Donkey=Eat+ Work+ SleepHenceHuman=Donkey+ $M$
Or
Human-$M$= DonkeyProvd that human widout sending $M$ is donkeY :-
15.. (\ /)_\(' )@))))>-<< <<Allah kr k tinu shehd di makhi lary. . . . . Sms jo ni krda tu. :-)
16..
('.') uff thak gay<)'(>hum sms karte_/'\_kartechalo ab beth kar
apke smska intazar kartn hyn ('.') _/)'(\_]""""<<"""[ab sms
bahjo...
17.. Aj k bad ap mujhey 1 msg nhi karengey or agr ap ne,......krna hai to 20 25 kro 1 msg se kya hota hai bhai?
18.. Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon sagar......K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhtihe...=D:-)
19..
¤Hont Thak Gaye Hain Bula Bula Kar¤"Ankhain Thak Gai Hain Mana Mana
Kar¤"Aisa Sang Dil Dost Mila Hai,Jo sms Bhi Karta Hai Ami k pese chura
chura kr,
