WhatsApp Messages-17

Wife - "मुझे नई साड़ी चाहिये,
अम्मा जान से मँगवा दो."
Husband - " गंवार, वो अम्मा जान नहीं..
Amazon है....
😅😅😅😅
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दुनिया में सिर्फ दिल ही है
        जो बिना आराम किये
           काम करता है.
       इसलिये उसे खुश रखो
        चाहे वो अपना हो या
            अपनों का.
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A Hyderabadi Wife : aap cigarette peete ...daru peete.... kaiku nai bole ...shaadi se pehle... Dhoka diya Hamarku!!!!
Husband : aisa nakko bolo begum...tum khoon peete, Bheja khate so .. bole kya hamarko???
😁😁😁😁
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⛽⛽⛽Doctr : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey,  pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye naya le le..
😅😅😅😅
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate!
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Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

You can't stop laughing..
😄😄😄😄
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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!
😁😁😁😁😁
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Blast of the day: Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money. Husband replied "Ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI"
😃😃😃😃
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
😆😆😆😆
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
😃😃😃😃
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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
😆😆😆😆
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Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
😄😄😄😄

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Ultimate Hit!!
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Sardar ka interview :  Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...
"Vidhwa Aurat...."
😁😁😁😁
Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
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